I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He shit in the fireplace
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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