I've blown a few things in my day
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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