the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
