chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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