Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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