But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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