Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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