This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
