Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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