i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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