fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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