It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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