She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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