Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He did a backflip because drugs
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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