i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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