I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
