I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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