i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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