brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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