and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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