Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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