Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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