Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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