She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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