I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
