i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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