your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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