so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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