i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
