My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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