I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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