..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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