So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There's even glitter on my cock...
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