carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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