So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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