I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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