No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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