come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
wow bdsm is so cute
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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