I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i need some magic done to my vagina
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
