these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
