Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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