I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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