it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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