Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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