Well douche your snatch and let's go!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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