I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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