i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
