now i know why i became what i already was.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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