So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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