Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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